so now that i'm sucked into this Lost show and about 18 episodes in(which in their time is over a month now on the island), i noticed that all of the ladies have waxed bikini areas. now i'm sorry but where the french are they getting pube removal tools on a shipwrecked island?!
i guess they're not going method, or we'd be seeing some impressive pubic sideburns by now.



ps- locke and hurley and charlie are my favorites, if i had to be stuck on a island i'd wanna be stuck with them.

pps-why don't the guys have zztop beards yet too?
today's my parent's 40th wedding anniversary! 

fairly certain that the quality of my life would greatly improve if i had this ceramic doggie pincushion and bobbin holder by eleonor bostrom.
spectral stalking

i made this one many years ago, back when i still did it line style

one i finished today.

i saw a guy in jnco's at panera today.
YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR WITH THIS 90'S CRAP SIR. TOO FAR.

i always think i sound like the biggest turkey in interviews.
i just don't really think about my work that much, happens on the brain level yaknow? then my hands fart it out. finger farts.
i should do my interviews with answers like that.
also i've had a sore throat for a couple days but i just assumed it was allergies but now my glands are swollen and i'm feeling all tired. bummerama.
Poor Tan Shen. She got dumped and spent a week in a 24 hour KFC.
Grrrrrlllll we have all been there.
Me, I'm partial to Popeye's.

Michael K is the only journalist I pay attention to:
 Tan Shen is truly all of us. She gives no finger licking fucks and if she needs to sit in a KFC for a week to think and eat chicken wings, then that’s what she’s going to do. 
If Tan Shen is looking for a new man, she should have no problem finding one. She’s eaten so much KFC that her coochie juices probably taste like 11 herbs and spices. Sorry, Mama June, the bad news is that you’re never getting back  together with Sugar Bear. He’s on a plane to China now. The good news is that now you have an excellent reason to move into a KFC for 7 days.


dunno how i got so many instagram followers since i started one last month but holy crap i LIVE for the comments.
my followers are fucking hilarious, so i guess i'm doing something right with my life.
bless you all.
also this Lost show is killing me with the friggin cliffhangers.
also i pretty much cry every episode. (i'm a cryer)
and Sayid is one hunk of sultry musky man meat and i got a few caves and bushes here he could climb through if he wanted just sayin'. drip that sweat on me, playa.
how fucking dare you. now you're just being flagrant. ya sexy jerk.
i'm sorry everybody it's been a while i'm so sorry.

last night and today's done dids

had to touch up this one for a magazine feature

added some shading and messier hair

bedtime drawings

i thought i lost my goblin child! i made him last halloween and he's back in my arms again! phew!

embroidered a linocut print

gave her some socks. (you'll notice it's the same character from the drama queen piece up above)

found an old mixtape from when i was 17 and used to listen to it when i was at art school, and it's like, all portishead. and a couple ween. and a lone britney spears track. 1999 i think?
oh and there was a picture of dr. evil taped onto the case. frankly i'm surprised i wasn't more popular!

TOTALLY want this back patch. i know it's for lady bikers, but i ride other things.
heh.
heh heh.

patch master post!

my denim jacket is where my patches are all ending up, and then i thought, "aw gee there's still room" so i've been on an embroidered patch purchasing bender because THERE ARE SO MANY COOL PATCHES OUT THERE. also my art friends make them too! and now i want to make some!
don't worry we all have different art styles, i just want to have some more affordable options for all the people who like my art. it'll be an investment to have a lot of, say, 50, machine made by a patch company, and to make a profit they might be in the 15 buck range(patches surprisingly cost a LOT to make, bulk or individually)(no seriously these quotes are blowing my mind up).
anyways i thought i'd do a master list of awesome patch links:

killeracid
explorer's press
starnigh industries
mishka nyc
critical hit
dany reede
marymackwear
abeanpie
pork shop
hanecdote
storied threads
crafters supplies
sams world 360
penelope meatloaf
hackjobhank
no fun press


two print mag interviews tonight! yeep!

Burn the Witch

Hang the Witch
Every so often I need a break from the big pieces, and that's when I end up doing little stitch doodles.
Usually whatever pops into my head, they're quick to stitch, and they're tiny. Usually between 2-3", and I put them up on my etsy today.

Carnivore is mounted and up for sale
victorian mourning quilts are goth as fuck

welp, i went and got myself sucked into this Lost show.